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If MySpace Is The Internet’s Trailer Park, Friendster Is Its Mental Ward

In Funny Videos, Random Shit, Scary People on September 21, 2007 at 5:29 pm

I, like many foolish people, created a Friendster account way back when. Naturally, the thing has been collecting dust in this now legendary Age of MySpace, but there was a time when Friendster was “da shizzle”, and the perfect hangout for lonely hearts, emo kids, and pedophiles alike.

I do, occasionally, still get some message notifications from Friendster. Apparently, I have not set my block filters strictly enough. And for your humorous enjoyment tonight, you can thank me.

I’ve included a screengrab of the Friendster message I got today from “Christian”. See if you can find what’s wrong with the picture. Can’t figure it out? The answer is below, just hit the More link to find out what’s wonky.

Friendster Screengrab

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Teenage Mutant Ninja–Holee Shit!

In Funny Videos, Random Shit, Scary People on February 2, 2007 at 11:24 pm

The above link is clearly the portal to madness. Its the tale of a grown woman, working a minimum wage job, who is so obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that she goes so far as to take out bank loans to afford pieces such as the original head props from TMNT3. I dub thee, insanity!

Leto Chokes Wood! Washington Goes Into…Gayhab?

In Celebrities Are Wacky!, Random Shit, Scary People on January 25, 2007 at 10:54 am

Okay, I know I’ve said before I won’t do Celebrity Posts, but these were just too damn good to pass up.

Backstage at a recent awards show, Elijah Wood was assaulted by 30 Seconds to Mars frontman Jared Leto. Apparently, Wood told Mr. Leto he didn’t like his band (don’t feel bad Jared, a lot of people don’t like your band), so Jared told him he was a fucking asshole. (How mature!)

Wood, shellshocked, began telling people around him that he had just been told off by Jared Leto, when Leto came back and and grabbed him.

It must be nice to be the King of the Emos, eh?

On a different note, Gray’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington has reportedly checked into a rehab facility after various slurs towards co-star T. R. Knight. Washington has been catching a lot of heat recently after calling his now outed co-star a “faggot” at several outings, which has led to lots of negative response and ABC debating whether or not to fire Washington immediatly from the series.

Now, I’m not really sure where you go to rehab to become Pro-Gay (Is there a Fag Hag wing of the Betty Ford Clinic?), but good luck not getting fired, Mr. Washington.