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Terrence Howard Goes War Machine On Daughters Boyfriend?

In Celebrities Are Wacky! on May 23, 2008 at 12:12 am

Source :: WENN via IMDb.com

“The Iron Man star didn’t appreciate his 14-year-old daughter dating a classmate he disapproves of, and “intervened” by forcing her to ditch the unfavorable suitor. He says, “She’s supposedly in love with some guy. I made her break up with him and I’ve threatened to kill him.”

Jesus Christ.  Howard, who recently played James “Rhodey” Rhodes in “Iron Man” seems to actually think he is War Machine.  How do you threaten to kill a 14 year old boy and not get killed?  Somebody must think he is that guy from “Hustle & Flow”.  Wonder if he’ll really beat up that kid in the toilet to…

You can read the rest of Mr. Howard’s insanity, including his plans to make sure the two stay broken up, here

Duane Chapman Might Be Racist

In Celebrities Are Wacky! on November 2, 2007 at 11:17 pm

(Yeah, a little late and not many updates. I’ve had a plethora of computer problems, and am now kicking on a brand new, utterly badass Dell Vostro 1000. Expect a review in the coming days, and more frequent posting!!)

Dog The Bounty HunterDuane Chapman, better known to the masses as Dog The Bounty Hunter, is possibly a racist. According to IMDB WENN

TV tough guy Duane Chapman broke down before his pastor on Wednesday after he was exposed as a racist by a U.S. tabloid. The star of reality TV show Dog The Bounty Hunter was heard referring to his son’s Latino girlfriend with racially charged terms on the tape, which landed in the hands of editors at the National Enquirer. Ironically, Chapman even considers what would happen if his comments made their way to the publication on the tape. Upon learning the Enquirer had exposed him and his fiery comments, Chapman met with Tim Storey, the African-American pastor who married the TV bounty hunter and his wife Beth. Chapman has refused to comment, but the pastor reveals his friend broke down in front of him for 30 minutes on Wednesday. Storey tells TMZ.com, “He said, ‘I’m shocked, I’m wrong, I repent…’ I was shocked, because I don’t know that to be Duane.” The pastor insists Chapman made the ill-advised comments following a row with his son – and turned on the youngster’s relationship with a Mexican girl. Storey admits he was shocked his friend used the ‘N’ word, adding, “I know he’s not a racist. He’s been to black churches with me to help inner-city kids.” Bosses at U.S. TV channel A&E, which airs Dog The Bounty Hunter, have halted production on the show after the tape recording went public on Wednesday.

I really can’t believe this. No, not the racist thing, I can’t believe people are surprised by that! Take away the money and move them out of Hawaii, and Dog and his family are about as white trash as it gets. C’mon, look at that hair! I don’t care what he says about his Indian heritage, that’s a mullet.

A&E is now saying that they have removed Chapman’s hit show “Dog The Bounty Hunter” from the channel’s schedule for the foreseeable future.

Avril Lavigne Dances Over The Shark

In Celebrities Are Wacky! on March 2, 2007 at 12:45 pm

So while perusing my list of celeb news sites (Yes, I’m just as sad as the rest of you), I found a listing for a new video from Avril Lavigne. Now, the first album from her was a little too poppy for my taste, but the stuff on the second album was always a bit of a guilty pleasure, what with the more adult, mature-ish sound, and some actual discernible instruments. Hell, she was even great as William Shatner’s possum daughter in “Over The Hedge”! However, only one word should be used in conjunction with the video for her single “Girlfriend” off her new album, “Best Damn Thing”.

No.

No, no, no.

No.

Its even poppier than the first album! And just when you think it can’t get more absurd…she’s fucking dancing!! A year ago, she was putting cockroaches on her tongue and passing out drunk on balconies, now she’s fucking dancing?!

Its been brought to my attention that she’s recently gotten married, and they do say that love can make you do crazy things. But if this is one of said crazy things, Mrs. Lavigne has in her hands the single greatest argument for solitude ever.

The video is below, courtesy of YouTube, at your own risk.

Avril Lavigne’s GIRLFRIEND Video

Leto Chokes Wood! Washington Goes Into…Gayhab?

In Celebrities Are Wacky!, Random Shit, Scary People on January 25, 2007 at 10:54 am

Okay, I know I’ve said before I won’t do Celebrity Posts, but these were just too damn good to pass up.

Backstage at a recent awards show, Elijah Wood was assaulted by 30 Seconds to Mars frontman Jared Leto. Apparently, Wood told Mr. Leto he didn’t like his band (don’t feel bad Jared, a lot of people don’t like your band), so Jared told him he was a fucking asshole. (How mature!)

Wood, shellshocked, began telling people around him that he had just been told off by Jared Leto, when Leto came back and and grabbed him.

It must be nice to be the King of the Emos, eh?

On a different note, Gray’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington has reportedly checked into a rehab facility after various slurs towards co-star T. R. Knight. Washington has been catching a lot of heat recently after calling his now outed co-star a “faggot” at several outings, which has led to lots of negative response and ABC debating whether or not to fire Washington immediatly from the series.

Now, I’m not really sure where you go to rehab to become Pro-Gay (Is there a Fag Hag wing of the Betty Ford Clinic?), but good luck not getting fired, Mr. Washington.

Perez Hilton is an idiot.

In Celebrities Are Wacky!, Random Shit on December 19, 2006 at 10:08 am

Looks liike Perez Hilton (author of PerezHilton.com and no, that’s not his real name.) is getting sued by X17, who own the copyrights of several celebrity photographs which he posted without permission.

Whoops!

Now you see why I’ll never do a bitchy celebrity blog. Yes, I love reading Hollywood Tuna and Popoholic, but a) the celebrity infatuation is bound to die very, very soon and b) shit like that always happens. That’s why Spoilery Bits remains your source for scathing, ranty articles on video games, comics and more.