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Avril Lavigne Dances Over The Shark

In Celebrities Are Wacky! on March 2, 2007 at 12:45 pm

So while perusing my list of celeb news sites (Yes, I’m just as sad as the rest of you), I found a listing for a new video from Avril Lavigne. Now, the first album from her was a little too poppy for my taste, but the stuff on the second album was always a bit of a guilty pleasure, what with the more adult, mature-ish sound, and some actual discernible instruments. Hell, she was even great as William Shatner’s possum daughter in “Over The Hedge”! However, only one word should be used in conjunction with the video for her single “Girlfriend” off her new album, “Best Damn Thing”.

No.

No, no, no.

No.

Its even poppier than the first album! And just when you think it can’t get more absurd…she’s fucking dancing!! A year ago, she was putting cockroaches on her tongue and passing out drunk on balconies, now she’s fucking dancing?!

Its been brought to my attention that she’s recently gotten married, and they do say that love can make you do crazy things. But if this is one of said crazy things, Mrs. Lavigne has in her hands the single greatest argument for solitude ever.

The video is below, courtesy of YouTube, at your own risk.

Avril Lavigne’s GIRLFRIEND Video

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